No Holds Barred - Knock Down Drag 'Em Out Report
Brought to you by Dory Trawler
Forward - by Brian Bedford (very professional huh!)
Forward - As most of my literate friends (an oxymoron for sure) know, many professional writers have another esteemed collegue write a couple lines about their upcoming story to add value, credence and wisdom to what they are about to read. To that end, Dory Trawler asked me to write a couple exciting comments regarding what you are about to read....so here goes:
"What you are about to read is pure drivel! Dory has stepped over the line this time. This article is not for the faint of heart! The language is crude (keep children away!) and he essentially has something bad to say about EVERYONE he knew at the Silver Fox Stop # 2.
I can't control him anymore.
I, we, he personally think he is a schizophrenic ....and maybe even has a dual personality disorder.
The article is long and seems to wander...like his meds kick in and out or the rum has finally got to
him, us we!
Regardless,
he, we, I is/are a professional sports writer and I'm sure the details of SFC # 2 will bubble to the top for all who were not there."
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THAT was just the forward.....worried yet!)
SFC # 2 - 2016 A Dory Trawler Exclusive
I drove into Halifax with Bedford (no we didn't drive "through" Bedford..... I drove "with" Bedford) and we talked the whole way about THE TEAM!
Brian Bedford, Lynanne Cutler and Patrisha Flemming....it was like a dream team. He can get stupid like that at times! Besides.....exactly who did he think he was talking to??
We got there, I went to the bar for a rum and Bedford started wandering around like a "social FN butterfly" talking to friends. (I know he was actually scoping out the competition and trash talking under his breath about every one of them!). His words to me, "this looks like easy pickings today"! The draw was done and Bedford, Cutler, Flemming won their first match in record time and completely trashed their opponents. (okay,,,so they were the ONLY team to get a Bye the first round!!! Semantics...pure semantics)
Their second round would be played against either Buddy's or Big Country! Bedford decided he would watch the match against Colin M and Brian W. It's funny how both of them get nervous when he watches them......no, no no...nothing to do with fear of playing him.....
all to do with what smart-ass comment he might make (at any time) or what he might get me to write about after! It didn't matter..the White Family played (except Danielle) like they had a family reunion to attend before pizza arrived and they were gone!
Bedford, Cutler and Flemming strategized before playing Buddy's. Patrisha wanted Karas and wanted the back room table...
she had a plan! Cutler wanted Maloney....she begged for Maloney! She planned to kick his ass. That left Bedford to play Weagle...a 5th meeting of epic proportions!To say
the "plan failed" would be the understatement of the FN year! Patrisha planned to get Karas in the back room, lift her top, fondle and groan and watch Karas (over 60) break out in a sweat, hold his heart and when he came to Pat would tell him he lost 2 - 0 and he would happily agree! So what happens??? I go and tell Bedford that there's two tables in the back room and dammit if Farrell Walker isn't in there practicing!! He tells me, "get in that room, grab Walker by the FN ear and drag him out of there!! By the time I get there Karas has already won. He comes out....
all virgin eyes and innocent and stands where Bedford and Cutler are still playing. It doesn't matter that both Cutler and Bedford lost....it only matters that Flemming had one FN job to do and she failed!
Next match....made it past pizza (how exciting!!) Bedford is playing Bedford!!! Well
Tommy Gun's (how did the team get
THAT name...Bedford is simply taking Stu's place!) is playing Bedford! So much easier if we played say...the
Unama'ki Legends with Jay, Joel and Leon..no confusion with names and we could have kicked their ass! (they did place 5th but so what!) Bedford and the girls against
Chess, Abe and Farrell would have been another "cake-walk" (4th place...again so what!) .....Anyway, Patrisha finally won but Lynanne lost and Bedford lost hill / hill to Tony. During the match, Bedford could see which way the wind was blowing and started scouting for new teammates with Leigh Ann, Lynne, Jen etc.
How was it that
Wek has two wonderful ladies (
Candace and Brenna) and they get 3rd??? Might be that Wek is 1/3 the age of Bedford!!
New England wins, congrats
Wayne, Calvino and Davis. Buddy's 2nd....big FN deal (our plan could have worked!!).
So, we are driving home and I turn to Bedford (no..we did not turn into Bedford!! gheesh!) and ask a simple question......"Can you explain to me
why....why...you would give Dave Karas the opportunity to go into the back room with Patrisha? Why would you not have skipped the FN Silver Fox Classic # 2 altogether and simply taken Patrisha and Lynanne somewhere yourself!!!! ???? You are one dumb SOB.!"
And
HE thinks
I...drink too much....
Dory Trawler signing off!
